sharonosbourne:

thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

well *sigh* back to another night of nsfw, tea and self-loathing

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

hotweiners:

methlabrador:

i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing

Layers and layers of communist propaganda

vampirevvekend:

I am such a sucker for a boy in a leather jacket like have ur way with me on the back of ur motorcycle you badass son of bitch

like-snape-loved-lily:

profanity-generator:

cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

^ omg

(Source: daleyprophet)

pineappledean:

mishasminions:

SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR FEELS, BUT HERE IS MISHA’S TONGUE

fuckyeahlaughters:

When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late

(Source: awesomeesaucee)